A Whole Nother Blog


Linguist who only speaks English. Barely that.

Documenting my undergrad years. Also, I need an outlet for all the quirky information that I acquire.
~ Tuesday, March 20 ~
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On Theta Roles

  • Professor: When in doubt, it's probably a theme.
  • Girl in Back: Or an adverb!
Tags: Linguistics Semantics Syntax Adverbs aren't really tricky but...
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~ Friday, January 27 ~
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X-Rated Phrase Structure Rules.

My Syntax professor has a habit of describing overly complicated rules as, “nasty,” “raunchy,” and a bunch of other adjectives that makes it sound like we were having an entirely different sort of class.  

I actually feel like posting one of these rules and tagging it with all kinds of sexual innuendos so that Tumblr pervs can feel a little bit of their time wasted.

Tags: syntax linguistics x rated
~ Friday, January 20 ~
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The Future.

Hey Linguists,

Sorry I haven’t been posting in a while. I need your help however.

It’s spring and I’m a Junior, and although I’m a Linguistics major, I know I will find an internship for the summer lol. (I actually plan to write a post on here about how you don’t have to work in academia to be a linguist.) 

However, I want to start a WordPress to develop my writing, gather samples, and all sorts of professional.. stuff.

You guys are probably scrambling for ideas of your own to write about, but I was wondering if anyone had any questions about any focus of linguistics at all that I could answer? You could drop them in my ask, or whatever. 

Is there one? Or more?

Tags: linguistics language phonetics phonology syntax semantics psycholinguistics morphology
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~ Sunday, January 15 ~
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The toothbrush is pregnant.
— I love how my textbook used this as an example for semantic ill-formedness instead of “Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.” Franky, after seeing that example all over Tumblr, I dreaded seeing it in class. Two points for creativity!
Tags: Linguistics Syntax Semantics Chomsky Noam Chomsky
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~ Wednesday, December 7 ~
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Remember Tumblr pholks when writing your papers: 

Syntactical is not the word you’re looking for.

Tags: syntax linguistics are you sure it sounds so right?
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